Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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