So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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