So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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