Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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