Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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