weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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