Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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