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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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