This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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