The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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