I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Randomize
