i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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