Swine flu. Run for my life!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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