There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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