The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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