That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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