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weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I wish I only lived at night.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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