You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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