i barfeds in our rink
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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