Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she peed on how many people?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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