PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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