What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
