i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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