another moral hangover. fuck.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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