You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I touched a dick in church today
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
