I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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