yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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