"it" just moved
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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