I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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