i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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