I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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