Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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