You smell like stripper and shame
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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