I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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