no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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