you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize