How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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