I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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