i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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