I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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