Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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