quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
