BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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