god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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