Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
