is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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