I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Michael Bay diarrhea
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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