she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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