new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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