Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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