Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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