I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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