Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
