I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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