I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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