It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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