She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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