are you so shy because you have an std?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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