Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
But theres a keg here and me gusta
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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